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Reason Number One:
My lovely wine decanter was compromised
More on this situation in the upcoming Rose’ Battle. I found this on my camera last night. That would be my beloved Crate and Barrel Wine Decanter filled with MD 20/20 Electric Melon flavor. The carbonation of said MD 20/20 vacuum-sealed my decanter. Sigh. I do have the secret method to unstick a stuck decanter. And! It only took me an exact 24 hours to figure it out.
Reason Number Two:
Box o' wine on my back porch from a night of lower standards
Yep, your eyes are not deceiving you. In an effort to save money and in a moment of weakness I bought a box of wine, malbec flavored. 
Purchasing that wine made me feel like a Southern Baptist Deacon in a liquor store. I just knew I was going to get caught and have to ask forgiveness for my sins.
Continue on with your week… I will just be over here plotting how I need to improve my wine life.
Wino Brit said:
Glad to read you fixed the decanter. Was getting a little worried!!!
As for the box, cellarmouse we all have weakness, learn from your mistakes and all will be forgiven.
Was it a half decent box at least?
Cellar Mouse said:
Thanks Wino Brit! Nope, the wine is crap. Oh well.
CellarRoomie said:
Look at it this way: at least you weren’t drinking the Mad Dog – so you still have standards! And both your shoes.
mudp1e said:
You don’t need therapy. You’re just keepin’ it real and revisiting your roots. You’ve come a long way baby!
drunkmama said:
What’s really shameful is that I’m the last of our triad to not give in and get myself a box! How can I call myself drunkmama and not have a cube of fermented goodness waiting for me on the kitchen counter at the end of another long day of chasing rug rats and staring down empty pages? I’m slipping. Oh my. I might need that therapist too.
P.S. Battle of the BOX?
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