Reason Number One:
More on this situation in the upcoming Rose’ Battle. I found this on my camera last night. That would be my beloved Crate and Barrel Wine Decanter filled with MD 20/20 Electric Melon flavor. The carbonation of said MD 20/20 vacuum-sealed my decanter. Sigh. I do have the secret method to unstick a stuck decanter. And! It only took me an exact 24 hours to figure it out.
Reason Number Two:
Yep, your eyes are not deceiving you. In an effort to save money and in a moment of weakness I bought a box of wine, malbec flavored. Purchasing that wine made me feel like a Southern Baptist Deacon in a liquor store. I just knew I was going to get caught and have to ask forgiveness for my sins.
Continue on with your week… I will just be over here plotting how I need to improve my wine life.